If your Bentley is taking up 2 parking spaces, then okay. Why do people name their kids Mercedes, Lexus, Porsche when they look like buicks & fords One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.Īccording to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. What's the difference between a Cadillac owner and a carp? What should you do if you find three GM owners buried up to their neck in cement? So it can pick up other chevys parts while your driving. Q: Why did the cat sleep under the Chevy?Ī: One hand on the wheel, the other patting themselves on the back
Q: What did the Ford say to the Buick on the side of the road? Q: What's the difference between a golfball and a Chevy? Q: What do you cal a chevy on the top of a hill? Q: What is the Cadillac owner's most ardent wish? Q: Why did Chevrolet put a cross as their emblem?Ī: So you can pray to God the car starts.Ī: Because it gives Chevy owners something to do while they walk home. Q: What is the smallest part of an Buick? Q: What do GMC Truck owners and a bottle of beer have in common? Q: What should you do if you find three Buick owners buried up to their neck in cement? Q: What is the difference between a Cadillac and a porcupine?Ī: Porcupines have pricks on the outside. Q: How many GM car salesmen does it take to change your light bulb?Ī: It depends on your credit, current lease terms, and willingness to take a balloon payment!